Dude , you know there's too many
famous guys that demand our lust .
As if there's not enough guys
on the streets to drool over .
There's some for everyone ,
and here are a few of mine .

Not enough space to list them all ,
Not enough time to do 'em all .
Some of these fuckers are so studly ,
even straight guys are attracted to 'em .

These lucky dudes get paid
big bucks just for playin' around .
since they get so much media exposure ,
we often see them more than our own loved ones ,
and they become so familiar to us ,
that even the ugly ones begin to look cute .

Do I have to be embarrassed about this ?
Surely I'm not the only fag that has lusted
after some two-dimensional hunk .
Actually some are still attractive to me .
They never will stray , never demand maintainence
and carry no disease .