Terry Labonte

Even his name sounds sexy .
I'm not a racing fan in the slightest bit .
I fail to see the point of getting paid
for driving around in circles real fast .
But this Bubba caught my eye in the grocery store
when I spotted his mug on a box of cereal .
Killer blue eyes , and good features , I lusted .
Fortunately , I'm old , and am used to having
by bubbles burst , because I saw another pic
of him without a mustache , and it was
not so pretty . My dick shrank up .
O well , at least this pic is half-way decent .

Rick Steiner

O Rick , O Rick , O Rick .
Don't you know my heart will always be yours ?
Well , and a couple of other hundred Guys' .
This wrestling Rascal used to call himself
"The Dog-Faced Gremlin" , so you can just
call me "Bitch" ! He's a hunk from every angle .
Today's Wrestlers are all built like shit
brick-houses , but Ricky has the best butt
I ever seen on a White Guy . And that big
ol' beautiful block-head ! I'd like to do
a permanent leg-lock on that fuckin' gourd !
I'm sorry , but this fucker deserves a buncha
photos of worship . Amen .

What are you lookin' at , Rick ? Here I am !

Aww , Ricky-Boy , you bought a new collar
just for Daddy ! Lemme get my chain .....

Yea , there's a big crowd at the Arena tonight ,
and Rick only has eyes for me , that's my Baby !

Ok , mere words can no longer describe
the beauty , so I'll just shut the fuck up .
Maybe not , I can't contain myself...

Damn , I'd almost be a bottom for this Guy
But you won't get that in writing....

You'd be smilin' too , If you had my heart...