ell good friend , thanks for stopping by

!

honestly enjoyed your company !
I know your time , as mine , is a valuable treasure ; thanks for your generosity!
If you have experienced a chuckle or two,
I've done my job , and I can sleep well tonight .
If I've offended or pissed you off , then I
feel satisied , thanks for the empowerment !
If I've bored you in any way , then I will cry
myself into a deep depression , are you happy ?

f you're a repeat visitor , I hope you like
the new look of my site , I did it to save
you precious download time , ain't I sweet ?
Please visit again soon , I already miss
your stanky ass . Maybe next time I'll clean
up this fuckin' filthy fag pit for you .

hanks to all the people , good and bad ,
who are , and have been , a part of my life
for shaping me into the crazy ol' coot
that I am today! I can't put a price on that !
O yeah , and thanks to my Mom and Dad for
gettin' busy on the fateful night of my
conception , it doesn't matter if love was
invovled or not , nor if my Mother had her eyes
clenched tight , nor if my Father was drunk .

f course I have to thank all the good-lookin'
Brothers and Sisters who make this beautiful
World of ours just a bit more purdier !
Thanks for the aesthetics , I'm all about that !

o fancy-schmancy expensive programs
were used to create this humble site .
I've taught myself all this HTML crap ,
with only two patient people who've helped me
in the beginning of my quest , they always
found time to answer my stupid questions .
Big hugs to Bearboots and Haunted Head !

k , now the token thanks .
As I stated , This site was created with
my own two paws , I'm a poor-ass bitch ,
so I must thank the Cyber-gods that there are
free online text-making tools such as

where I made my cool-ass fonts .
Of course I'm indebted to the fine folks at

© , a company of ©

for making this downright masturbatory
venture possible . And it's free , so I really
have no right to bitch about the pop-up ads ,
but of course , like everyone , I do anyway .
And my darkest secret yet , one far more
scandalous than being Gay , is that I am user of

ea , laugh all you want , but this service
provides the joys of the Internet for all of us
Po' Folk . For mere dollars you can have the WWW
coming to you from your own TV , controlled by
a remote keybord , so you can sprawl all nekkid
in bed or where ever you want , while eatin'
takin' a shit , or anything else .
Your view is only limted to the size of your TV .
And as opposed to real life , you don't have to
learn about any computer shit , and never
need to worry about viruses nor crashes .
It suits me just fine , so go fuck yerself .

k Bud , it's time for me shut up and head out .
My phone is ringing , and my caller I.D. sez
that ol' Silly Billy Clinton is callin' my ass
again for more pointers on how to pick up chicks .
Actually , I gotta take a big shit....

Remember :
o matter where you go , ...there you are !