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please read the above statement .
it's a friggin' joke ! get it , dumb-ass ?
it's sad that i had to add this disclaimer , eh ?

ou may know me as Bill
...or Dave , or Mike , or Slim Shady ,
or whatever I told you my damn name is !
This is my offical libido site ,
for entertainment purposes only !
No fancy-schmancy sidebars , no frames ,
no tables , nor any other kinda furniture .
and Javascript is kept to an absolute minimum .
To navigate through this useless site ,
you mostly have to scroll by hand ,
kinda like your pitiful sex-life !
I'm sorry if the visuals may suck ,
they look just dandy on my coal-powered
0.2 browser , your loss !
I'm not a member of some stupid webring ,
because I'm a loner , and ...I...uh...
am not really lookin' for a....um...
commitment right about now...

o scroll down , and let's get this party started !