Bluto is so damn desirable ,
I've made a page just for him here .

If you don't know who Russel is ,
you don't watch MTV . He's the Drummer for a
band called 'Gorillaz' . They currently play
the catchy little tune 'Clint Eastwood' ,
which is getting a lot of air-time on MTV .
The video is cool as hell , a cartoon in
Japanese animation style . I was curious
about this hunky Big Boy , so I felt
the need to look him up on the Internet ,
thinking that he should be nearly as huge
in person as he looked on the cartoon video .
Boy , was I suprised to find out that 'Gorillaz'
is a FUCKING CARTOON BAND ! Yep , they are
the "Archies" of 2001 ! Damn ! Well , so
Russel is the big burly member , and I love him .
He's cute as shit , and has got huge hands ,
arms as big around as my waist . Nice Boy .

This close-up on the left does him no justice .
Here he's rolling his sleeves up to show
me his big o' meaty arms . Thanks , Russ !

Kids shouldn't smoke , but when you're as sexy
and masculine as Russel is , you can do
anything you fuckin' want . Fire it up .
I want you , R-Man .