Look at that face ! Those big o' jaws !
Those ample lips ! That coal-black hair !
That fuckin' body ! I'm gonna faint !

Young or old , which Bear-chaser hasn't lusted
for Bluto , the Proto-Bear Supreme ? Was I the
only Fag child who wanted to kick Olive Oyl
in the puss for choosing that ugly-ass Popeye
over this big o' hunk of Man ? Dumb Bitch .
We would have gladly traded places with that
skinny stupid cunt . In my mind , I did it often .
In fact , I kinda looked like her .

Early is his career , Bluto was rough , gruff ,
and downright evil , With time , he evolved ,
became mellowed and refined , and sometimes
expressing himself to be a true Gentleman ,
even dressing up like a Mack-Daddy ,
just the way I like 'em , yessiree .
Even Olive Oyl kinda warmed up to him .

Step aside , Bitch , I saw him first .

Somebody at 'Max Fleischer' studios ,
must have been a Bear-chaser , because Bluto
wasn't the only Big Man they created .
They had to be gay ; Guys built like that
just didn't exist in real life in those days .

Here's a clean shaven version . Nice jaws .

This circus Strong-Man could be Bluto's brother .

They even threw Olive Oyl more Hunks like Bluto .
Why were these massive Dream-boats attracted to
that Wench ? She never put out . I would !
Here's that cock-teasing Bitch with some
blonde Life-guard Hunk .

Hey , I wanna bite of your sammich , Big Boy !

Dump that Bitch , it my turn to ride !

Below is Ms. Oyl gettin' courted by Hercules ,
played by Bluto himself .
Damn , can you imagine those fat lips
wrapped around your .....

I could jack off to the pic below...

Yea , show Daddy what you got , Bluto !

~ ! NEWSFLASH ! ~

Have you seen the 'Minute Maid' commercial
hinting at the possibilty of Bluto and Popeye
being boyfriends ?

Yep , it shows 'em pushing each other on
a swingset , getting matching tattoos
saying 'Buddies Forever' , and finally riding
off into the sunset on a bicycle built for two ,
totally ignoring a flustered Olive Oyl .
Cool .