Yo , bud !
This page is choc-full o' ego-trippin' pix .
I swear I'm basically humble and modest ,
only lately I've been able to ham it up
in front of the camera , I'm old now
and ain't got many good years left in me ,
so I gotta leave something for my Grandkids .
Excuse the facial sweat and melanoma ,
the Florida sun is awful damn strong
This broke-ass bitch can't afford
neither sun-screen nor air conditioning !
You will receive 10 extra points if you
notice my pointy little Vulcan ears .
As I stated , the following pages contain
lotsa images , so download time is needed ,
and I'm too damn lazy to make thumbnails .

Scroll down for your photo page choices, Sailor !

- TEMPORARILY CLOSED -
by order of the American Cancer Society

My current work dress-code requires
that I wear a suit and tie , and I always
have to look my best , regardless of
how many Woman's hearts I break .
And you know what ? Like a true Fag ,
I'm starting to totally enjoy it !
If you're into that kinda shit ,
click below to check out my

I usually don't take requests ,
but so many of you Bubbas have begged like a Dog ,
and of course being a Gentleman ,
I shall put away all my modesty ,
and indulge you , you nasty boy !

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then click here , fucker