This ol'Dog loves to see the world
and spew my fluids everywhere I go !
Who doesn't ?

November '97
A state filled with pick-up trucks , cowboy hats , neon ,
and action-packed adult book stores ! Woof !

The main thing I miss about truckin' ;
Daddy always got laid !

The coolest state in the Union , Dude !
I always look forward to defiling this precious state with my odiferous presence .
If that damn ocean were a few kelvin warmer ,
I'd just might call it home !

San Francisco
I left my heart in San Francisco
and a score of seminal loads , too !
As any visitor and inhabitant knows ,
this city is da bomb !
I always have a unforgettable time here !
It's a blast to run my smart-ass southern mouth
in the faces of the Nazis of political correctness !
But how do y'all pay rent/mortgage each month
without crying your bleary little eyes out ?

September '97

Life really is good !

August '98

Gettin' to know the natives .

Damn , I could sop that shit up with a biscuit !

How about a thin slice of gringo
between two chunks of cholos ?
Sounds like a tasty sammich to me !

June '99

Me and my stupid buds ,
clowning around on Market Street .
Tony , yer such a card !

My most recent annual California trek
was spent mostly makin' new buds ,
and clubbin' to the crack o' noon ,
instead of the usual gettin' my hog wet every hour .

Rollin' at the " End Up "

Ravin' at " Spundae "
Go , Grampa , Go !

Feburary '99

Hell Yeah !
I finally got to experience the Big Apple !
This voyage was also a reunion for
my Sister , my Mother , who reside in Europe , and I .
Hey , what happened to all those famous
sleaze palaces which once graced Times Square ,
that I've so often read about and coveted ?
Not to worry , it didn't take long
for this keen Dog's nose to sniff 'em out ...
Woof !

Start speading the news..

My old Childhood haunt .
I can't even count how many times I've returned to visit !
It's a learning experience each time I go !
And a hoot with the right friends !
And all that kick-ass food !
But I would never want to live there again .
Trust me , I live in the greatest country in the world ...

Brussels , November '98

...mmmm....cookies...

Pix of my state-wide travels coming soon...
...Like you fuckin' care....