As if being merely human isn't wacky enough ,
being homosexual can be a real doozy !
But I don't want to catergorize ;
human sexuality is never a black and white issue ,
it's all grey matter , pun intended .
What a wild , wonderful wacky world !
Will we ever know what brings upon
What's it like growing up as a big Fag or Dyke ?
I think I'm not alone when I say
Now I consider myself a lucky Dog ,
I can't voice for Lesbians ,
Guys love to have sex , and Gals have sex to love !
It's the same fact that would dissipate
"Damn , if I were a woman , I'd fuck every hunky man !"
No , no , no , no !
One reason a being male homosexual is easy ,
this fateful attraction
between members of the same camp ?
Nature or nuture ? Biological or pathological ?
I guess the best question would be :
" Does it really fucking matter ? "
I'm sure some guys yearn the love of older gents
to seek out the Father image they never had as a child ,
and some blokes like Michael Jackson
are drawn to innocent young 'uns
to reach for the childhood they never had ,
but what about the guy who loves tits and pussy
but craves a dick up his ass once in while ?
Every Guy and Gal in this crazy world
has their own little outlook on sex ;
we all have different turn-ons , different ethics ,
we even all look different...uh...down there .
And when you attempt to multiply that
by the number of the world's population ,
that's a whole lot of freakin' goin' on !
So I must repeat myself ,
there can be no lines drawn on human sexuality !
Well , unless your turn-on is drawing lines !
Some (un)fortuate souls don't feel their same-sex
attraction until they reach adulthood ,
but almost all homos recant the same thing about
their childhood . Even at a very young age
they knew they were different than the rest !
I remember the same feeling , do you ?
I can recall even in third grade checkin' out
cute hunky boys and men
with buzz haircuts and tight jeans ,
even though I didn't know why ! Woof !
there was a phase in my life when
I wished I was anything but g-a-y .
Always seeing couples happily holding hands ,
and other public displays of affection .
Open statements about the ones you love or
boasting of getting laid to
friends , family or even strangers .
Most societies send off their young to war ,
encourage one to get drunk
and go home to beat and rape your wife ,
lie , cheat and steal to be sucsessful ,
but don't you dare kiss a man , Faggot !
if I were straight with my sexual appetite ,
I would have sired masses of children in every burg ,
been stalked by hordes emotional women who would
have allowed me to hump 'em and dump 'em ,
or been unhappily incarcerated into
yet another dysfunctional marriage ,
going to bed with guilt-trips because I was unfaithful ,
living with screaming brats breaking all my stuff
and having to deal with bizzare in-laws .
Whew ! Ain't it good to be King ? Or Queen !
but I hope they know they are a tad luckier .
Currently , girl-girl love is somewhat fashionable .
In fact , in this hetero-male dominated world ,
it's even encouraged just as a turn-on ;
for them , of course , two pussies are better than one .
So why the hell aren't straight women turned on
by the sight two men fuckin' and suckin' ?
It's simple : In general ,
the common fag's fantasy statement :
If you were a women , you'd fuck a guy if he were
rich , famous , or ... hold on to your hats ,
if you actually cared about him !
Yeah , I know : how lame is that concept ?
is because as a rule , men think sexually alike .
They usually have no qualms about doin' it
without foreplay or tenderness ,
can mess around fully dressed ,
not even having to know your victim's name !
You can even stink a little !
As a man , I can say that's cool as shit !
Do you know how hard it is for a horny hetero hombre
to get laid ? Even with his own wife !
Can you fathom how much time , effort ,
and money those poor straight guys have to eke out ,
and that's just to get a phone number !
No wonder they drive like maniacs ,
collect guns and are into violent sports .
I'd go bonkers if I had to look at tits all day
and couldn't find an outlet for my plug .
That's why they're are always a-knockin' at my door !
Guys don't feel dissed if you get off and get out ,
Thank you , Eros !
