John and Ron
These two big o'beefy bears are real good buds of mine .
I swear guys , if y'all didn't live 50 miles away ,
I'd visit much more often .
Especially since I know there's always
some kinda good vittles a-cookin' in your house !
Give 'em a holler here
John (left) Ron (right)
Ron's webpage can be found here .

Dan

This ol' grizzly is native to Alaska , of course !
He's an activist working hard
for your rights , brother !
Thank himhere
As always Dan , nice legs ! Woof !
Just please don't kick my ass
for posting your sexy drumsticks on here !
And quit trackin' dirt all over the carpet !

Terry

This Big Daddy lives in B.F.E , California .
He will make you laugh your friggin' balls off !
E-mail the ol' fucker here .

Mike
(This pic does him absolutely no justice !)

This fellow trucker and I go way back ;
when he was just a skateboarding punk ,
and I was a little shy boy .
Now he's a wild man who's middle name is 'Trouble' !
I'm glad yer finally online , Mike !
Watch out , World ! Big Daddies beware !
His place was the notorious party palace
There were always big Bears there !
If you couldn't get laid under his roof ,
you might as well join the monastary !
Too bad he's so busy doing other truckers ,
now he ain't got no time to send me a decent pic !
Get a piece of him here

Gator Grunt

This is my good freind Bob .
He's yet another crazy ol' Vietnam vet .
His interests include cooking , gardening ,
snorkling , and painting ,
and making others as miserable as he is !
Check out his page here .
Or you can contact this crazy old grump here .
He would love to hear from you !
Especially if you're young , hairless , and skinny !
Yummy for him , yukky for me !

Peter (left) and Tony
These two are West Coast buddies of mine .
I always enjoy hanging with these rascals !
Peter is a very popular wacky euro-bear
who resides both in Holland
and southern California ! Lucky stiff !
His website can be found
HERE
Tony is a big ol' southern Bubba who goes way back .
I love him dearly , and he knows me like a book !
Although now he's a California resident ,
he hasn't lost his boisterous Southern ways .
It's hard to believe he was recently a monk ;
now he's out with a bang !
Tony , I miss you sooooo much . Man !
You can e-mail Peter here , and my boy Tony here .

Here's a couple of Bears breakin' in
my newly constructed swimmin' hole .
Every few years I construct one ,
get full use of it during our hot summers ,
then turn it into a Koi or tropical fish pond .
For example , this is what the
above pond looks like now...