This site caters to
.
That's right , this is a friggin' Fag site .
Built for queers who strive to be masculine ,
a goal most of them never quite attain ,
better known in some circles as ' Bears ' .
A term I shall use for lack of a better one .

Do not enter this site if you are seeking
links , this ain't no damn search engine .
Some of the following pages may contain
irritating sound files , so turn your shit down .
Please don't wipe your boogers on my site .

This is a Gentlemen's site.
No genitalia will ever be exposed here ,
and cussin' will be kept to a minimum , dammit .
Heck , you won't even see one of those
stupid ugly-ass rainbow flags here .
I'm not a sexist , so Gals are welcome , too .

If any of the following images grab your fancy ,
then by all means , steal , steal , steal !
I have yet to grasp the concept of laying claim
to something as intangible as electrons ,
and I ain't no greedy-ass copyrightin' bitch .

Nobody 'cept Mr. Gates will know
if you have checked out this site.
In fact , your Dad was just here....

this masurbatory venture made possible by the good folks at
^© a company of ^©
which in turn is owned by Carnegie Mellon University ,
which is surely in cahoots with Mellon Bank ,
which probably owns half of Pennsylvania ,
...ad nauseum...